Archive | September, 2011

Filling the Void

27 Sep

When you get to the place

Where you realize

you have nothing to offer

to anyone else that they aren’t

completely capable of giving themselves

and expeditiously, and you see

the reality that you have nothing

to lose but that which you

give away expecting something

in return you take notice

that there is no one who

has anything to offer you either

though you each have everything

to gain.

Banana Fana Fo Fana

21 Sep

A good man is like a good banana: You can hold it with one hand, peel the skin all the way down and it won’t fall over.

P…S…A…

9 Sep

If you wouldn’t date yourself…

Don’t even think about dating me. Seriously. Just don’t.

 

This public service announcement is brought to you by the people who don’t expect others to be better than they expect from themselves department of labor and statistics on better living, etc.

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